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Dec 25, 2018

"Merry Christmas," she whispered, replacing the battery cover on the new vibrator Santa had left in her stocking.

"Ho, ho, hoe." The rose color was returning to his cheeks. He adjusted his belt, one hole looser than before. His cherry red pants had become crowded in all the excitement. He turned toward the chimney in modesty.

"Must you go?" she asked.

He glanced over his shoulder, and with a wink, vanished up the flue. Up on the housetop she heard a click, click, click. The sound of sleigh bells jingled in the air as he took flight, mere moments later succumbing to a slow, low-pitched vibrating.

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